February 2012
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What people mean by "I'm getting a snack" →
fuckyeahlaughters:
wowfunniestposts:
Normal people:
Me:
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teacher: what unit of measurement-
me: in daylights
teacher: thats not-
me: in sunsets
me: in midnights
teacher: you cant-
me: in cups of coffee
teacher: thats impossi-
me: in inches
teacher: yes! thats what i-
me: in miles
teacher: but you just-
me: in laughter
me: in strife
teacher: *opens mouth*-
me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
me: how about looooooooooooooooove
teacher: i give up
me: measure in looooooooooove
teacher: out
me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself)
Put a symbol in my ask. I'll be honest. →
† Your religious views? @ Have you ever self-harmed? Why? # Relationship with your father? $ Relationship with your mother? % Who is your most loved person? ^ Have you ever been bullied? & What is your sexuality? ☼ Who makes you the happiest? * What is the most heroic thing you’ve ever done? + What calms you down when you’re upset? ♥ Have you ever fallen in love? ¤ Had your heart...
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
Maybe…you’ll fall in love with me all over again.”
“Hell,” I said. “I love you...
– Ernest Hemingway (via acynicalcunt)
vintageradio:
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
joshishollywood:
…what
y..o…u.. are…. (i dont even have a proper word to put here because fucking stupid doesnt capture it all )
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Annie: I'm fi-
Michael Jackson: ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE
I'm no kind of exciting.
Bold what applies to you!
I am a male.
I am a girl.
I am shorter than 5’4.
I think i’m ugly.
I have many scars.
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo.
I want a tattoo.
I am self-consious about my body.
I’ve have/had braces.
I wear glasses
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of...
New Song Stream - John Mayer: "Shadow Days"
commonrevolt:
You can listen to John Mayer’s new single “Shadow Days” on his Tumblr page, or below.
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