February 2012
-everysecond:
wow you’re fucking perfect omg
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
Anonymous asked: You're right, I don't like you.
When someone misquotes your favorite movie.
mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
Your life peaks at graduation...
jillburnham:
fagjars:
i actually have a good number of followers but everyone ignores me so it feels like i actually have 4